The Code — Yeah, I Cracked It
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
My head tilted exactly 15 degrees to the left, my eyebrows raised just a tiny bit, and my big brown eyes looking directly at them. Voilà.
The humans cannot resist. They make soft cooing sounds and reach for the treat jar. Every single time.
My red bowtie adds the perfect finishing touch. I am not just cute - I am a professional.
Some might call this strategy. I call it using my natural talents. Why should I apologize for being this adorable? My fluffy eyebrows and perfect little nose are gifts, and I intend to use them.
The best part? It works on every human who walks through the door. Strangers. Friends. Even the vet, who gives me the good treats to make up for the thermometer.
I am a very good girl, and I have mastered the ancient art of The Look.
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